Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Disastro

Q. What's worse than Swine Flu? A. Keira Knightley Flu, and Kazuo Ishiguro's brilliant novel Never Let Me Go is the latest tragic victim.

Truly, that is incredibly bad news.

7 comments:

Mindy said...

Who would have been your pick for the role?

eyrie said...

I live in dread of the inevitable announcement that she's been cast as Dorothea in the Sam Mendes production of Middlemarch.

Am now having flashbacks of the pain I experienced watching the Knightley P&P.

cristy said...

Oh boo hiss. She has the Julia Roberts capacity to destroy everything in her path.

TimT said...

Good thing I didn't see the Knightley P & P then. From henceforth let the only Knightley in Austen be Emma's Mr.

Fine said...

Well if you don't like that, you'll hate this, I reckon. She has also been cast as Zelda Sayre in 'The Beautiful and the Damned'. Not a adaptation of the novel, but a biopic about Scott and Zelda. She's also rumoured to be cast as Eliza Doolittle in a remake of 'My Fair Lady'.

If Sam Mendes does 'Middlemarch', it'll star his wife, Kate Winslet.

naomi said...

croc, giraffe and now KK flu - enuf with da flu allusion!

I liked her much in P&P

Ariel said...

Noooooo ... and Zelda Fitzgerald? Not possible.