Normally when I put up a new post, the blog gets about 70 visitors on that day. Today, it's had ten times that much traffic.
Just think of how many bazlottoes have come and gone, unnoticed, unloved, among those seven hundred Monthly-gossip seeking blog wanderers. Poor little Bazlottoes! Come back to the safe and warm arms of the ones who really love you.
Meanwhile, elsewhere, the great pageant of the blogosphere embarrassing itself trundles on.