Wednesday, 5 December 2007

Meme

There aren't as many memes around as there were back in the good old days. I blame Howard. Now he's gone (where?) perhaps the memes will return. Lorraine Crescent had this one

1. Are you dating the last person you kissed?
I am.

2. Pretend you've had 10 beers. what you would be doing right now?
Being sick in the toilet.

3. What do you want?
I want my University email account to be turned back on, thanks.

4. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
Dorian Jones.

5. Do you talk to yourself?
No, I have animals for that.

6. Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
Never at home, only in other peoples' houses, restaurants, shops etc

7. Who knows the latest secret about you?
Human Resources

8. How long is your hair?
28cm

9. Do you like Batman?
I don't know him, not even on Facebook.

10. Who was the last person who told you they loved you?
I'm not sure

13. Do you like anyone now?
Yes, I'm totally undiscriminating now.

14. When was the last time you lied?
Monday morning.

16. Is your birthday on a holiday?
It is on a day of National Significance which could very well come to be designated a holiday if it wasn't already very close to the silly season.

17. What instant messaging service do you use?
Speech

18.Last thing you cooked today?
A teabag.

19. Did you have a nap today?
Possibly I had a microsleep. Who would know.

20. Who's house did you go to last?
Betty, David, and Gareth's.

21. What do you wear more, jeans or sweats?
I never ever wear either.

22. Why is the sky blue?
Sometimes it isn't. Have you ever thought about that.

23. Do you like green beans?
They're OK.

24. Do you swear a lot?
I do.

25. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Dimmeys of Heidelberg

27. Do you use an alarm clock?
Yes

28. Where was your default MySpace picture taken?
I don't have a default myspace picture. Basil does. His was taken in Rosanna where we used to live.

29. Do you ever snort when you laugh?
God, no.

30. Whats the first thing you notice on the opposite sex?
Embodiment, same as on the non-opposite sexes.

31. Is cheating ever okay?
Probably not although absolutes are rarely ok either

32. Do you want someone you can't have?
No but I enjoy listening to Morrissey singing about this condition.

34. Do you wear underwear?
yes. What a puerile question.

35. Do you wear a bra?
For gods' sake. Yes I do.

36. What Size?
No idea. Tit-sized presumably.

37. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
Depends on who's available.

39. Do you have a tan?
No, and I'm not proud of it.

45. Are you afraid of the dark?
Questions 40-44 missing. The conjunction of 39-45 lead me to wonder if the missing bits had something to do with race.

47. Do you miss someone today?
No; just my old mates 40-44, and, now I also notice, 38.

49. Do you still have pictures of you & your exs?
Just Frankie my ex-cat

50. Who's always there for you no matter what?
Me.


15 comments:

bernice said...

Is it my over-developed suspicion glands or does that meme have a hint of target marketing about it?

Expect phone calls from your local solarium offering half price sessions & a free set of Austen DVDs.

David said...

Your answers better than mine. I stole the questions (and some of the answers) from my young friend Polly via:

http://bulletins.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=4943884330&MyToken=ec796649-0033-4f72-9c21-51eed0e993a7

Having tried to get off myspace umpteen times now I have emailed them to ask them wtf. It's a bit like deleting your dealer's number, I suppose, since I am obviously still fascinated.

lucy tartan said...

Bernice very likely. Solaria are desperate now I imagine.

David, can't you just delete all the stuff you've put on your page, one piece at a time?

Or violate some Green Day copyright or something, then they'll probably close the page down for you.

I thought your answers were alright.

Rob said...

I really ought to learn not to be drinking coffee when reading your meme responses. Dare I admit I snorted at your answer to 36?

David said...

I did some research on the missing questions by searching through yahoo for some of the others. It seems like there are a few versions going around (some of the lists only have 40+ questions in them, in roughly the same sequence). However, I have found this as 26: 'Have any regrets?' and this as 33: 'What's something you regret right now?' although another 33 is 'Have you ever said you like someone out of sympathy?'. 40-44 could be 'Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?'; 'What school do you go to'; 'What radio station do you listen to?' and 'Who WAS!! your first best friend?' Some of those definitely are interesting target marketing/ market research styled questions. I suppose you're right, in America 'What radio station do you listen to?' and the school question which could place many people geographically, could have a racial aspect, though maybe more subtly than you suspected?

David said...

Also a question about playing an instrument.

See http://www.myjellybean.com/chat/showthread.php?p=118867741#post118867741

lucy tartan said...

Highly trained historian puts archival research skills to work

David said...

yeah you should see my serious stuff

Martin Kingsley said...

I nicked this, and then three other people nicked it. The kleptocracy is nigh. Resistance is futi--ooh, look, a spoon, shiny!

Drewzel said...

Couldn't help myself.

Scrivener said...

I actually did LOL reading this post. I LOLed. And now I'm talking about LOLing. Wait, shouldn't that be LedOL and LingOL?

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