Tuesday 3 July 2007

Lucky i have blog, phew!

It's very lucky for me that I have this blog so I can tell you, who(m)ever you are, that the man being served in front of me at the campus hairdressers' front counter this morning at 9.37am was making an appointment to have his maiden Brazilian, or whatever the male equivalent is called. I would have thought it was called the same thing but when the hairdresser went to log the booking into her computer she couldn't find Male Brazilian (Female Brazilian she paused at momentarily, but continued scrolling) and had to settle for (Male) Full Body Wax instead. The conversation was detailed. I discovered the Sir has been in the habit of shaving until recently and he is now sporting about a quarter of an inch of stubble. The hairdresser calmly assured him she could work with that and he seemed satisfied with this answer. So it's all on for tomorrow morning at half past ten.

15 comments:

R.H. said...

How will he avoid getting a hard on?

Mindy said...

From what I have heard, unless he is turned on by a lot of pain, it won't be a problem. I have heard of men having the wax removed at hospital because it was too painful to continue with the waxing. Possibly an urban myth?

Ampersand Duck said...

Wow, that gives me something to think about today. What an eyeworm!

R.H. said...

Good. Well he's an exhibitionist, a pervert, but so am I, so I'll be booking in myself; it's probably cheaper than getting it done in a brothel.

Anonymous said...

I'm informed for males it's usually called a "back, sack and crack"

Yours etc Dorothy Dix/fxh

Zoe said...

It was Robert M*nne, wasn't it? ;)

lucy tartan said...

Ha! Believe it or not something resembling that inference actually did cross my mind last night when I was typing out this post.

Zoe gets the 2007 award for Pertinent Historical Allusions.

lucy tartan said...

Um, and it wasn't. Guess i'd better point that out!

It wasn't Economics Professor Harry either, and I'm very sorry to say that it wasn't J McCon (who no longer graces the halls but is fondly remembered, especially at morning coffee and cake time.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

WHOever. And ow.

Val said...

I too have heard that it's called the "back, crack and sack". Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

I hope he's feeling all right after all that.

P Z Myers points to some of the awful potential consequences of getting yourself waxed. Not for the squeamish.

Ow!

Helen

lucy tartan said...

Yes, and I linked to the same article. It's doing the rounds, not very surprisingly.

Anonymous said...

Cool post.

Zoe's question set me wondering what Mr Man in Little Britain would ask for if Roy and Margaret were beauty consultants.

Anna Winter said...

Did you go back to see how it all went?

Zoe said...

whatever the male equivalent is called

I think it should be a Bro-zilian.