Tuesday, 21 June 2005

I'm Not That Desperate

My good friend St. Meter reveals a veritable locust plague of seekers-after-truth alighting on this humble weblog today, pausing here in search of the lowdown and dirty and shameful and sordid truth about "shane warne laura", for which combination of words I am, according to Google, the third most highly esteemed and authoritative source.

Alas for the Seekers of Shane Warne Laura, I am not the sad and pathetic homewrecker with appalling taste in men Laura whom you wish to know about. But I can assist you on your quest. Do you need, need, NEED to know about shane warne laura? Then go to this site, where all shall be revealed.

5 comments:

Fyodor said...

Still loving the Internet? No pain, no gain, I s'pose.

Lucy Tartan said...

how d'ye mean?


Has some Internetcine calamity fallen upon my head, and I haven't noticed? Wouldn't surprise me...

Mallrat said...

I followd that link Laura.

All i can say is that i fell off my chair about the shane-warne-laura revelations, especially the one about giving Miss Universe one...

Lucy Tartan said...

Thank you for not making the obvious pussy joke, Mallrat. oops.

Brownie said...

how hard is it for these homewreckers to say 'but you're married' and hang up the phone.
and yes Penelope Cruz and the Beckham slags I mean you too.
And (our) Laura - of course WE KNOW you would never be 'that desperate' - as you would require a BRAIN to be part of a functioning partner.