Monday, 11 April 2005

I noticed today that Basil was running around naked. NAKED, people!!! gawd.
Imagine if a nun saw him, she'd have to wear dark glasses for the rest of her life. And I'd be the one to blame. So like any responsible pet owner I took instant and decisive action.

In other news, it seems I'm being trolled by the demented fans of "nasty little Dakota Fanning"! Hooray! So far they have confined themselves to simple dissent, down here,, but I want them all to know that they are very, very welcome to my humble weblog, and if any of them would like to share their love of Dakota here, why, I'd be delighted.